June 26, 2012 News Report

Infographic courtesy of http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2012/06/26/elliot-lake-mall-collapse-rescue.html 

Drama continues at Elliot Lake—
People are still trapped under debris.
Nobody knows how much more time it’ll take;
Let’s hope all trapped there

will soon be free.

Canadian Tire to open its driving school!
Sign up for classes!
Learn many a driving rule!
Whatever your dream car is—

Lada or Hummer—

Classes begin later this summer.


Beloved Big Ben is no longer a boy;
He is called Elizabeth now; oh, what joy!
But why mess with what people love?

This is strange.

Has Big Ben just had somewhat of a sex change?


J. Sakic, P. Bure, A. Oates, M.Sundin:
The Hall of Fame wise men are calling you in!
All four got more points
Than some of the teams!
Those years were years of magic, it seems.